While looking through bad album cover design (something I love to do) I noticed how some of the cover models must have thought how goddamn hot they looked or that the persona they chose for themselves was one of pure sex and charisma and they just had to share it with the world. Some are just purely ill-conceived – what the monkey was Action Bronson trying to say w/ his LP Saab Stories? And goddamn it if I’m not tired of seeing Madonnas old crotch staring at me from the shelves. You just can’t say enough about former Dexy’s Midnight Runner front man and singer of 80’s staple “Come On Ilene – To Ra Aye” cross dressing LP My Beauty. Of course there’ll be LPs designed to shock “My Pussy Belongs to Daddy” and the wonderfully named Nigel Pepper Cock’s hit – Fresh White Reeboks Kicking Your Ass. PS – Vince Capretta is wearing underpants – I think.
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Vincent Capretta – Who’s Lookin’ Back
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Gary – Getting Down to Business
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Kevin Rowland – My Beauty (Ex- Dexy’s – “Come on Ilene”)
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Gunther – Pleasure Man
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Madonna – Hard Candy (Tired Old Madge)
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My Pussy Belongs to Daddy
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Martin Denny – Romantica
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Nigel Pepper Cock – Fresh White Reeboks Kickin Your Ass
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Barbara Markay – Give your Dick to Me
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Porn Land – In The Nude
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Butthole Surfers – Rembrandt Pussyhorse
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Action Bronson – Saab Stories
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Gepy & Gepy – Body to Body
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Dan Grary – Lady’s Fancy
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Randy Jack Wiggins
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Oral Sex – Oral Sex (?)
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