We all know there’s deeper, darker more important events happening right now – and goddamn that orange turd, but here’s a bit of rock n roll love to get you through the day. Stay strong, love when you can and keep laughing. Let’s start with Bowie and Iman (who would be barred from entering the US today).
David Bowie, Iman and her Somali parents
John & Yoko married at the rock of gibraltar
Robert and Mary Smith and the rest of The Cure
Johnny and June Carter Cash
Marilyn Manson & Dita Von Teese (Dita Von Manson?)
Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne
Mick & Bianca Jagger – looking disinterested
Bono & Ali
Jerry Lee Lewis and his 13 year old cousin/wife, Myra
George Harrison & Patti Boyd
Tommy Lee & Heather Locklear
Elvis & Priscilla Presley
Bob Geldolph & Paula Yates. The wedding party – best man David Bowie as well as Duran Duran, & Spandau Ballet
Buddy & Maria Elena Holly
Eddy Van Halen & Valerie Bertinelli (they look about 12)
Gregg Allman & Cher
Ringo & Barbara Bach & some other people
Sebastian Bach & Suzzane Le. *For $300 you could attend this wedding at a casino
Twiggy Ramiriz & Laney Chantel
The Beckhams – David & Victoria (sweet crown there Posh).
